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Q:
What is the least trustworthy animal in the jungle?
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A:
The cheetah!
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Q:
Why did the two trees go to couples counseling?
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A:
To get to the root of the problem!
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Q:
Why did the two martinis start dating?
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A:
Because they found each other intoxicating.
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Q:
Why was it so difficult to talk to the construction worker?
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A:
He always put up a wall!
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Q:
Why didn't the octopus ask the whale on a date?
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A:
She was out of his league!
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Q:
Where is a stripper's favorite place to vacation?
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A:
The South Pole
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Double Entendre!
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Q:
What is an asthmatic's favorite band?
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A:
Weezer!
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Q:
Why did the shirt make up with the button?
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A:
He wanted closure!
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Q:
Why did the coupon get fired from his job?
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A:
Because he wasn't cut out for it!
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Q:
Why did the Berlin Wall back down from the fight?
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A:
He didn't have the stones!
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Q:
Why didn't the potato go to work for Lays?
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A:
Because they had a chip on their shoulder!
